Meet the Hosts

Ellen and Keighty



Ellen is a Gryffindor. Her wand is 11 3/4 beechwood, with a dragon heartstring core. Her Patronus used to be a weasel, just like Mr. Weasley, but after the death of her beloved cat, Jack Nicholson, she decided that he was her Patronus. She is cat mom to 3 other cats, Stella (who is a spitting image of book Mrs. Norris, being skinny, grey, and yellow-eyed, with some classic RBF), Vinnie (an orange tabby), and Black Betty Bam-ba-lam (you can guess what color she is). She is happily married to her very clever husband, who not only named the podcast, but also helped design the logo and comes up with some good one liners here and there! Ellen's under-cover muggle job is Elementary and Middle School Art Teacher and in her free time (when she isn't podcasting) she enjoys a plethora of art related activities and of course, anything Harry Potter related!



Keighty is a Slytherin. She and Ellen like to say they are proof that Gryffindors and Slytherins can get along! Her wand is 10 3/4 inches ebony, with a unicorn hair core. Her Patronus is a manx cat, which is kind of weird, because she is allergic to cats. She has a daughter she named Juniper, which is the berry used to produce gin, and she named her such so she could low-key name her after her favorite Harry Potter character, Ginny (book Ginny, to be specific). She is happily married to her extremely supportive husband, who has very patiently been an extra amazing dad whenever Keighty is working on podcast stuff. Her undercover muggle job is currently Stay-at-home Mom, but she is also a freelance baker! Being mom to a toddler doesn't leave her a lot of free time, but when she has it, she enjoys baking, cooking, being sarcastic (not that she needs free time for that, it just comes naturally), and of course, anything Harry Potter related!